Age/Gender: 15, Female
Location: America
Everybody Hates Chris.
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I'm a rapper, bitch.
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what have i done?
So I decided that I want to be a comedian if I grow up and today I sat down and wrote down my first joke. It's not much but I'd like to see what you guys think.
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I've come to realize I'm an 'OSHI-' baby. My mother and father got together on like November '93 (I was born in July) and had, according to my father, the craziest fucking fuck ever. So apparently 3 months later my father gets a call from my mother and I'd figured it went a little something like this.
Mom: Hey baby.
Dad: Oh hey sexy thing, how you doing?
Mom: Not much, um, I have something to tell you.
Dad: What's up hun, you can tell me anything.
Mom: I'm pregnant.
Dad: Is it mine?
Mom: Mhmm.
Dad: OSHI-
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yeah, my first joke.
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