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tehslaphappy
i wish i was watching tv rn

christopher isabella lamowitz. @tehslaphappy

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Posted by tehslaphappy - October 5th, 2014


i ain't doing shit but gettin' fucked with tha boiz.

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Here's an ACTUAL real life update since I'm here: I got two jobs now, but they are pretty cool and not that too stressful, plus hella $$$ is coming in (TO BE DETERMINED). Can't really grow facial hair, that kinda sucks. I got a haircut for the first time in like 3 years and the barber I had didn't cut my hair how I wanted him to. I told him I got this job at a hotel and he was all like "yooo dat hair gots 2 go lil niga u aint gon' get a job with dat haircut" even though I already got the job. Then this barber fucking shaves part of my psuedo-mustache off. Ugh, I hate haircuts.

I've been hanging out downtown and drinking a lot more. I used to not do that, but now I'm just like FUCKITMANE. Whenever I get drunk, I spend way too much money on people and things I shouldn't spend money on. I ended up spending too much money on somebody that clearly wanted nothing to do with me, but that it's own story for a whole other newspost.

I hate clubs, I've learned. The first time I ever went to a club, this lady looked me up and down and then put up these two fingers that her body molded together since she was a baby, and then shoved me with ZERO motivation. I didn't like that at all. Fuck that lady.

I feel like this Halloween coming up is going to be the first one that I'll be able to go out and do stuff. Kinda stoked about that. Got ripped off at this show I hosted last night which I was very against but still had a fun time. I'm just rambling now. 

I think I'm gonna actually start using this shit as a blog. Maybe. Whatever who cares. 

catch ya'll around.

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Posted by tehslaphappy - March 4th, 2014



Posted by tehslaphappy - December 1st, 2013


Peep it.

https://soundcloud.com/tehslaphappy/pepsi-freestyle-beet-by-mike

might do a x-mas mixtape idk yet tho

I RAP SOMETIMES.


Posted by tehslaphappy - September 4th, 2013


...BUT WHILE WE WAIT, PEEP THE COMEDY.


Posted by tehslaphappy - July 26th, 2013


HANG ON...

WERKIN ON STUFF


Posted by tehslaphappy - June 4th, 2013


Yeah, this is some stuff I do.

Also I'm gonna drop a stupid rap EP before this summer is out. Look out for that. In the meantime, here's a picture of my friend Jake and I being trill n wordz.

butt cheeks.


Posted by tehslaphappy - March 25th, 2013


...something is gonna be interesting here.

Wait for it...


Posted by tehslaphappy - February 24th, 2013


I WILL ANSWER ANYTHING YOU POST HERE WITH SOME HONESTY. DEPENDS ON THE QUESTION TRUTHFULLY.

SO DO IT.

ALL CAPS WHEN YOU SPELL THE MAN'S NAME.

also ask me shit here.
http://ask.fm/tehslaphappy

ASK ME ANYTHING (or something).


Posted by tehslaphappy - February 12th, 2013


I don't even know what I did this time, but I like it.

also I made a song called 2006, czech it.


Posted by tehslaphappy - February 6th, 2013


Something interesting will come up.

Stand by.