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tehslaphappy
i wish i was watching tv rn

christopher isabella lamowitz. @tehslaphappy

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Posted by tehslaphappy - February 14th, 2009


Mhmmm.

Intergalactic Luff.


Posted by tehslaphappy - February 14th, 2009


I'm starting a web comic all Afro-Hero and it involves a superhero that functions in everyday life fighting off villians and such.

That's pretty much all I have atm. I'll get to you more on that.

Afro-Hero Promo Poster


Posted by tehslaphappy - February 13th, 2009


was sold out so I had to see 'He Just Not That Into You'.

It was alright.


Posted by tehslaphappy - February 12th, 2009


I'm not dead. Just busy is all. Shit is coming with a load of crap.

or sumtin btw drawn by tablet

Don't worry....


Posted by tehslaphappy - February 7th, 2009


There once was a child that grew up in Stansburg, Idaho that was a tidbit awkward. Though strange at first, the child soon adapted to the ways of town's ways. The child began, over the years to make friends and go out with people and go to parties. He soon began to work at an office were he soon be came the CEO of the entire company. One day he saw this woman named Susan at a club he was at and it only goes up from there. The two got married and lived happily.

But this story isn't about them.

9 months later a strange thing happened. While giving birth, Susan was high on many illegal and smuggled drugs from Cuba while giving birth to her baby. Her husband was not around at the time for valid reasons. He was basically sleeping with other women, doing blow of another man's ass, the usual. As the baby was coming out a lighting storm came by an blew out the power within the hospital. Due to the poorness of the hospital, the doctors just gave up.

Meanwhile Susan tried and tried to get the baby out her by punching her stomach very hard. Unfortunately she died in the process of having her child, but her child came though. Strangely, the baby was born without a peep. He did not yell out one scream or whine. He just sat there. And sat there. And there sat he did....

Until a doctor, who've must have left his wallet, saw the baby sitting there. As much as he wanted to throw the child out the window and into the street, he instead rolled the baby down a flight of stairs and hoped for the best. As the child rolled into the streets, a happy couple of good doers found the child laying in a dirty mud puddle on the side of the curb. The two looked at each other and took the abandoned child in.

To Be Continued.......

If you like I will continue it, if not, I'll just cut it short.

LIKE IT?!

:D


Posted by tehslaphappy - February 6th, 2009


Am I the only one who misses her from SNL? Seriously. She was hilarious on that show. I miss most the original cast members from 2005 on SNL. I mean the show lost some good people and Rachel Dratch was one of them. I wish I could see more of her on Saturday Night Live, since I've always loved her as 'Debbie Downer'. Well I guess some people just move on. I hope to see her in some movies and stuff.

<3 Rachel Dratch.

Rachel Dratch.


Posted by tehslaphappy - February 1st, 2009


BRB.

LOL.


Posted by tehslaphappy - January 26th, 2009


I finally got my tablet in the mail today. I'm soo happy. School had me down, but as soon as I came in the computer room at saw a package for me, I felt a warm feeling inside.

:)

Thanks Tom! I'll post pics later.


Posted by tehslaphappy - January 24th, 2009


BRB.

EDIT - Didn't feel like leaving Newgrounds without a valid reason.

After making my previous post, I realize that I really need to work on my social well-being. Seems like I've been too dependent on NG and I really should try to branch out and make some friends. Things are tough atm but I'll adapt soon, hopefully. I really do blame myself and others on how I feel about myself, but hopefully that'll will change. At the rate I'm going, I highly doubt it.

Newgrounds just seems to be a easy way for me to escape the outside world, but sadly, I have to move on eventually. I'll be back in a week or so, depending on how things are. Thanks to some people for making me feel a little better with the PMs and such. Others didn't see the seriousness in it, but anyways I will come back. I'll try to make something in the process.

- Slap.

BBL.


Posted by tehslaphappy - January 23rd, 2009


Newgrounds, I am a loser. I am a person who doesn't deserve to be here. Everything I do is not doing is not helping no one in any way whatsoever. I am nothing but a child trying to do something with his life, but has realize there nothing I can do to help.

I have realize that whatever good thing you do, WILL NOT HELP NO ONE. I have spent my life and time, helping ungrateful asses everywhere and I am tired of not being appreciated. My school is nothing but a school filled with assholes and people who do nothing but make your life miserable. No one can truly understand how I truly fill all these years of their bullshit.

No one will ever like me. No girl will ever want to converse with me and see how I really feel about all of the fucking bullshit they have put me through all these years. I am nothing but an outcast and a loser. Every nice thing I try to do for someone is worthless and wasting my time.

There is nothing I can do for the future for me. I can't make people like me or understand me. I tried my best to be positive in this cruel world, but nothing really matters anymore. I have tried to be nice and reasonable with people but all that is lie I keep telling myself. 'Be nice and considerate, people will come around one day!' is what I say to myself. None of that matters. Being a nice guy doesn't matter anymore.

I am sorry for wasting your time Newgrounds.

I am a loser.