Up until now I've used this account to submit my most horrible creations, that, for some reason, felt too embarrassing to showcase, even on my over clogged main account. But now that the shit has hit the fan I feel it's time to reveal my true identity.

You see I'm actually William Stamper. Many people have suspected this and it was starting to catch on so I figure I'd just let the secret out. But I sure did fool a bunch of you huh? I bet many of you are reading this and thinking "the N64 is SURELY not better than an Dreamcast" and thats completely natural but when you return to this post after sobering up you may begin to wonder why, WHY did you fool us all Stamper?! And to answer that question I call forth my surprise witness

I'm still waiting for that comeback. 'Crazy On You' wasn't the only song I like.

Hey guys, I was wondering if any of you coders and help me try to get into the coding lifestyle. LOL. So if anyone can help me please PM or post here. Trying to makes some games, get a website up, and hell, maybe even more.

I want to learn:
ActionScript
HTML
PHP

Please help me, don't be a douche and not be helpful.

Thanks,

- Chris. C

If you can tell, we have a new feature on NG.

Not really sure how it'll help, but it's awesome anyways.

btw if you're reading this, you probably noticed.

This board has nails sticking out.

Lets get it crackin', Git, Its on and poppin
Bitch, D12 is back up in this bitch, uh, there aint no stoppin
We're gonna get it crackalatin'
What you waitin for the wait is over
Say no more for tryin to play the wall and quit hatin'
Git Up Now!
Notice you're sittin, what the fuck is you deaf
You motherfuckers dont listen, I said,
We bout to get this motherfucker crackalatin'
Quit, procrastinatin'
What the fuck you waitin for trying play the wall and quit hatin'
GIT UP NAO!

Seriously, I gotta get off my ass and animate more movies

I LOVE HANS! HE IS WHAT MAKES ME COMPLETE! FUCK YOU IF YOU DISAGREE! Hans has been though moar shit that any of you guyzzz. He is the best animator on this fucking site, better that Tom, MC, even fucking STAMPER! HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUCK OF HIM! LET ME GIVE YOU SOME FUCKING REASONS WHY HE'S BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU!

[one] He contributed more than the rest of you fags posting useless shit.

[two] HE GIVE NEWGROUNDS MOAROF HIS TIME THAN YOU 14 YEAR OLD FUCKERS!

[three] HE'S A FUCKING AMERICAN HERO!

I would post moar, but fags would just TL;DR it anyway.

You know what,I FUCKING QUIT NEWGROUNDS!

- TSH

P.S. Hate Comments and spam makes me! SEND MY WAY!

Well let's see, we'll I have a Engineering class where we also learn about web design, design, and other shitzzzz. We'll whenever I have off time from work and stuff, I and other students happen to mess around on Pivot Animator. I happen to find my self becoming better at animating with this program. Then I got to look over at my friends computer.

I hate to say to a someone as a beginner at something like that, but what I saw was down right awful. I glitchiness of it all was horrible to look at. They're looking at it like it's real art and I try to tell them how to make it come out looking, somewhat better, but the stubborn, ignorant douches won't listen. So I have to walk away, wondering what will they do when we actually have to do this stuff for a grade.

I have actually gotten better at Pivot, and showed it to couple people that liked it. Though the guys that are making the crappy, spammy looking ones, often have some 'criticism' on my saying that it looks stupid and doesn't make sense. More and more ignorance I get everyday, the more and more angry I get at idiots. Please let me go one day with out this shit on my daily plate (of course I'm para-phasing)

For you TL;DL people: I hate explaining how to make shit look good.

Good day.

.
/* */
YEAH! WATCH IT!

Woo, I haven't made a original movie in a while, but I have some movies up my sleeve. Some include another SHQ [SlapHappy Quickie], a movie involving a burglar, and a movie SO SECRET, I need to buy a tablet to make. ;)

UPDATES ON MOVIES

A SlapHappy Quickie #7 :: In the process of being written. Not animated fully yet. :: 0%

BURGLAR. :: Partly made, it's a silent move, expect no dialogue. 1st original movie I've made. :: 20%

SUPER SECRET PROJECT! :: Voices are mostly done, animation will not take place until I get a tablet. Maybe sometime, after Christmas. D: :: 1%

Madness Day '09 Movie :: Yes, I said 2009. I held off until last minute to make a movie for MD 08 and fail miserably. So my movie will now have to wait until next year to see Newgrounds. Sry. :: 10 %

Yeah, so I'm working on shit. Not like you care, but nice to see how far I have come. So the BBS and other things on NG will have to wait. I must do my part to help Newgrounds. succeed in flash movies.

Have a nice day.