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TehSlapHappy

Age/Gender: 15, Female
Location: America

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Two pirates on an island...

Posted by TehSlapHappy Sep. 19, 2009 @ 7:05 PM EDT

...yeah.

Pirate life is lonely.

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I fucking suck...

Posted by TehSlapHappy Sep. 19, 2009 @ 3:38 PM EDT

...and you all know it.

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TehSlapHappy is not here atm...

Posted by TehSlapHappy Sep. 16, 2009 @ 6:31 AM EDT

Please leave a message.

*beep*

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No.

Posted by TehSlapHappy Sep. 13, 2009 @ 9:40 PM EDT

Fucking no.

Just no.

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sooooo guys...

Posted by TehSlapHappy Sep. 13, 2009 @ 2:33 PM EDT

...how are you today?

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Let Me Review You.

Posted by TehSlapHappy Sep. 12, 2009 @ 7:41 PM EDT

GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO.

asdf.

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I don't know why this world keeps turning...

Posted by TehSlapHappy Sep. 12, 2009 @ 11:30 AM EDT

...round and round...but I wish it would stop and let me off right now.

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I want to lose my virginity...

Posted by TehSlapHappy Sep. 8, 2009 @ 7:15 PM EDT

...to a Newgrounder.

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Back to useless newsposts.

Posted by TehSlapHappy Sep. 7, 2009 @ 3:12 AM EDT

Mhmm.

dfsfsdfsd.

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Wow, today was....well...interesting...

Posted by TehSlapHappy Sep. 5, 2009 @ 11:55 PM EDT

Today I was debating on whether or not I should visit my family for Labor Day weekend. By choosing yes, this shit happened.

So today I was sitting with my family for Labor Day weekend and a white girl ran across the yard from next door, soaked and wet in a bikini yelling something about her father can't get up. The family rushed over to check the dude out to find out he just fainted. Soon as I found that out, I replayed the girl running to us in my head in slow motion. She was hot, but it would've been inappropriate to ask for her phone number.

I was all like, 'OSHI- DEAD GUY?' at the beginning, but when I found out her dad just fainted I was all like, 'OSHI- HAWT CHICK.' Now does that make me a douche because I was checking her out or was I just being curious? I don't know. Shit was crazy though.

Fission Mailed.

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