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Everybody Hates Chris.
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...round and round...but I wish it would stop and let me off right now.
4 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Today I was debating on whether or not I should visit my family for Labor Day weekend. By choosing yes, this shit happened.
So today I was sitting with my family for Labor Day weekend and a white girl ran across the yard from next door, soaked and wet in a bikini yelling something about her father can't get up. The family rushed over to check the dude out to find out he just fainted. Soon as I found that out, I replayed the girl running to us in my head in slow motion. She was hot, but it would've been inappropriate to ask for her phone number.
I was all like, 'OSHI- DEAD GUY?' at the beginning, but when I found out her dad just fainted I was all like, 'OSHI- HAWT CHICK.' Now does that make me a douche because I was checking her out or was I just being curious? I don't know. Shit was crazy though.
Fission Mailed.
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