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christopher isabella lamowitz. @tehslaphappy

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I Wanna Hold 'em Like They Do In Texas Plays...

Posted by tehslaphappy - September 4th, 2009


Fold em' let em' hit me, raise it baby, stay with me
LoveGame intuition play the cards with spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what i've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what i've got

Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(He`s got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she`s got me like nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love, if its not rough it isn't fun

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what i've got
Want you to know Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what i've got

Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(He`s got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she`s got me like nobody)

I won't tell you that i love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause i'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' With my love-glue-gunning
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before i pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand 'cause I am marvelous,
I'm marvelous, I'm marvelous, I'm marvelous, so marvelous

Can't read my, can't read my
He can't read my poker face

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Fuck you Twilight.


Comments

first

I'm not that important.

Lady Gaga is a man,

I'd fuck that dude.

GEDDIT! It's about bisexuality!

Too bad she's oooolllldddd.

I'd tap that like I tap the XBox controller when in a chainsaw fight.