you should make a machete themed userpic / banner / icon for me also :(
i wish i was watching tv rn
christopher isabella lamowitz.
@tehslaphappy
Age 90
America
Joined on 6/25/05
- Rank:
- Police Lieutenant
- Global Rank:
- 4,732
- Blams:
- 730
- Saves:
- 1,163
- B/P Bonus:
- 14%
- Whistle:
- Silver
- Trophies:
- 4
- Medals:
- 224
- Supporter:
- 2y 11m 30d
- Gear:
- 5
Comments
FINE.
On a scale of 1 to 10. What would you rate it?
10.
ANYTHING FOR YOU TEHSLAPHAPPY
Cool.
I REALLY WAN SEE UTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
I'm going to ban you from my page soon.
that man is carrying a lot of sharp objects that's a bad influence
No he's not. He's a hero.
No.
You're gonna see it.
but mother won't let me because its to violent :c
Your mother is a whore.
Isn't that the guy from Desperado?
Yes.
When the fuck can i see this shit in the UK?
I don't man, but you gotta see it.
Looks like random voilence with small amounts of plot. Meh, I don't think so, TehSlapHappy.
You are a fucking faggot.
hitman1993 is a fucking faggot.
I agree.
That man has a lot of machetes.
YES YOU REALIZE
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
I haz no munnies :(
bootlegggggg
I saw it, a bit anti-climactic near the end imo, however the rest of it was epic, especially the intestine part.
Yes.
he dies at the end from cancer.
*spoiler alert*
True.
I'll pirate it later. Any naked Alba?
Yeah
My mom wants to see Resident Evil instead >:C
what a whore
He has a badass mustache. I bet he trims it with his machete.
He probably does, because he's fucking Machete.
So, your ng stuff is about to come in... oh boy. :D
PARRTYYY
woah wat
Captain
MACHETE DON'T TEXT
tehslaphappy
TehSlapHappy likes this.