What do you do for a living?
i wish i was watching tv rn
christopher isabella lamowitz.
@tehslaphappy
Age 90
America
Joined on 6/25/05
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Comments
I go to school, but I'm dropping out so don't worry.
If a person has a foot fetish, does that make him a pedophile?
FEET.
My tits aren't very big but my personality makes up for it.
lawl
woah dude
Can you rhyme to the beat of 4/4 time?
Of course, that's easy.
who is that ugly person on your avatar and banner?
I don't see any ugly.
How did you come up with your username?
Originally, my username was Dude4001. I wanted my name to be Dudeman or something, but it was taken, so I settled for that one.
blah blah boring story.
Left Newgrounds for a year, came back after the redesign and missed the 'Username Lockdown' thing. I had been, at the time, watching this programming block on TV called 'The Three Stooges Slap Happy Hour' and I was all, 'omg dats uh gewd name.'
So I sent Tom a PM explaining why I missed it and everything and he was all like, 'poof! :)' I was all 'thx bro'.
Yeeeeeaaaaah, such a tragic tale.
How does a bus crash into the third story of a mall?
It used a ramp that was on fire.
So... So what?
You did not finish your sentence, good African-American sir.
I am confused.
That's the point.
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
Yes. You just can't hear it.
Are all Boy Scouts gay?
Probably, they can tie a knot in like 50 different ways.
Here's a question that isn't retarded.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how gay would you rate yourself?
A possible 5.
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I've seen the real you on stickam, but who's the black kid in the photoshop TehSlapHappy thread?
tehslaphappy
My brother.