GiantDouche 2011-09-18 02:25:15

goryblizzardng: It's not my fault. It's you guys' fault for exciting me. Like when Slap came here earlier saying, "wanna see some cool shit?"
goryblizzardng: That gets me hard, you know?

GiantDouche 2011-09-18 02:28:50

mercatormap: Do I really have to stream that video of you rubbing your tits to get you to stfu?
gaydemocrat: DO IT
gaydemocrat: child porn
twaaamps: please do it
gaydemocrat: fuck you
mercatormap: Oh yeah definitely child porn.
twaaamps: im talking to you, gonzo. do it right now.
gaydemocrat: i told you this guy was a sex pervert
gaydemocrat: i know my tits are huge but i was only 15
mercatormap: Sounds like you're a tool.
*monitor left the room.

GiantDouche 2011-09-18 02:29:52

*lorkas_ joined the room.
lorkas_: hello?
kinderfeld: Hi
*lorkas_ left the room.

GiantDouche 2011-09-18 02:35:01

*kinderfeld joined the room.
kinderfeld: FUCK YOU STICKAM
kingsofthestoneage: can you shut the fuck up
kinderfeld: FINE
*kinderfeld left the room.

GiantDouche 2011-09-18 02:38:04

kinderfeld: CALM THE FUCK DOWN 4CAT
giantdouchezx: shut the fuck up lsd
kinderfeld: Jesus you're annoying
4catfagot: HOY SHIT LSD SUCK A FAT DICK
*kinderfeld kicked 4catfagot
*4catfagot left the room.
kinderfeld: Go to bed already
kinderfeld: Fuck

tehslaphappy 2011-09-18 02:49:22

4catfagot: God, I want to have such a banger
4catfagot: when I turn 21
4catfagot: like I want people to die
4catfagot: at my party

GiantDouche 2011-09-18 02:50:31

goryblizzardng: I prefer thick logs
marino56: oh no

GiantDouche 2011-09-18 02:54:09

Instead of being angry, Gagsy just kept saying "MercatorMap is a true American hero"

GiantDouche 2011-09-18 02:54:56

kaylaaldri...: Hi
giantdouchezx: hey
kaylaaldridge: Wasup
giantdouchezx: nm, just listening to music. you?
kaylaaldridge: Same
giantdouchezx: so you live in cali
kaylaaldridge: Cha
giantdouchezx: what part
kaylaaldridge: Santa Maria
giantdouchezx: i've been there before
giantdouchezx: so are you gonna show tits or what i'm a busy man with places to be
kaylaaldridge: Wtf

GiantDouche 2011-09-18 02:55:45

kinderfeld: hey gd i just took a gargantuan elephant dump it didn't even flush the first time man bro it was such a huge shit my anus is still dialated from that enormous beast of a turd slithering out of my sphincter u no wat im sayin??

GiantDouche 2011-09-18 02:56:48

GoryBlizzard: WHAT THE FYCJ I AMDONTW KNOW WHAT YOUDRE SAYIUNG

GiantDouche 2011-09-18 02:59:00

kinderfeld: Why does what i do with my cunt matter so much?
_tehslaphappy: WHAT

GiantDouche 2011-09-18 03:02:04

_tehslaphappy: I went to sign up, there were plenty of people on the list, so my name had to be at the bottom.
_tehslaphappy: So when I signed up, I put my name as Chris is Lame.
_tehslaphappy: Little did I know, there was another dude named Chris there.

_tehslaphappy: also, that place is soooooo fucking hipster.
_tehslaphappy: like no joke.
_tehslaphappy: i went to the bathroom.
_tehslaphappy: Never have I seen such nice graffiti.
_tehslaphappy: i was about to cry.

GiantDouche 2011-09-18 03:13:13

goryblizzardng: Oh man, I'm pretending to be insulted BY A 500 POUND DEGENERATE WHO COULDN'T PASS THE 9TH GRADE

goryblizzardng: He'll eat everything I throw at him because his only goal in life is to get fatter and fatter

GiantDouche 2011-09-18 03:15:53

gdisacoolcat: i told my dad that i wanted to be a comedian and he didn't say anything
gdisacoolcat: then again my father is dead

GiantDouche 2011-09-18 03:17:43

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GiantDouche 2011-09-18 03:20:51

ngzerok: whats a blink
dog_meat: Blink, you know the thing you do with your eyes?
ngzerok: yeah but i dont know how you rrape someone with it

GiantDouche 2011-09-18 03:23:35

dog_meat Succccmee, do you like pop music?
* succccmee left the room.
ryanzx2: handful of big tits
dog_meat: Slut
ryanzx2:aw
notfakegiantdouche: kicked
kingsofthestoneage: she was cool
* succccmee joined the room.
haybaybeee: prissy bitch
kingsofthestoneage: lmfao haybaybee
notfakegiantdouche: lmao
ryanzx2: WOW HBB

GiantDouche 2011-09-18 03:24:26

'slap this really hot white fat girl came in earlier today while you were at applebees and i was like who is your favorite comedian and she said hannibal burress and then she said are there any shitty black inter city youth artists who make music and do ameteur stand up in here and i was like no he left to go to applebees and she was like ok i will take my vagina elsewhere'

GiantDouche 2011-09-18 03:24:55

man sorry malachy, giantdouche, kitala, aab, catlion, chronamut, I don't have my glasses on so I read your titles as "pspownsmeself" and you know how I feel about that guy