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tehslaphappy
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christopher isabella lamowitz. @tehslaphappy

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Daddy?

Posted by tehslaphappy - May 25th, 2009


I wanna be, just like you.
When I grow up. Yes I do.
I wanna be, just like you.
When I grow up. Yes I do.
I wanna be, just like you
When I grow up. Yes I do.
I wanna be, just like you
When I grow up. Yes I do.

Son, you don't wanna be just like your daddy.
Pimpin' hoes out here drivin' caddies.
Runnin' round town, fuckin' with geezers.
Shots in your ass, catchin' diseases.
Son, your daddy got a foul mouth.
For fuckin' bitches in they foul mouth.
I can't help it, my group's D12.
All we do is pop pills and stay in jail.
Talkin' nasty shit, Bizarre wont stop.
I fuck two twins, with a midget on top.
A sick mind, raping an old lady.
Knowing damn well Bizarre shouldn't have a baby,
All I can teach you, learn how to mac.
Smoke crack, smack a bitch when she talk back.
Matter fact, slap your sister, she's a slut.
Don't you realize Bizarre don't give a fuck?

HAHAH

I wanna be, just like you.
When I grow up. Yes I do.
I wanna be, just like you.
When I grow up. Yes I do.
I wanna be, just like you
When I grow up. Yes I do.
I wanna be, just like you
When I grow up. Yes I do.

Don't go to school, become a catholic priest.
Sell crack to your auntie Denise.
If Auntie Denise is short 40 cent
Make her get on the ground and suck some more dick.
Nas is probably gonna hate me.
When Mos Def hear this he probably gonna suffocate me.
'Why they let Bizarre rap on Hi-Tek track?
All he gone do is talk about whores and smoking crack.'
If your wife is pregnant I call her a whore.
Leave her no money and go out on tour.
Nah, I'm playin' leave her something.
I pack of hotdogs and a fuckin' dirty muffin. (Damn)
You're my son, I'm tryin' teach you something.
You're eight years old? It's time to start fuckin'.
You know daddy won't give you the wrong advice.
Smoke weed and listen to Obie Trice.

I wanna be, just like you.
When I grow up. Yes I do.
I wanna be, just like you.
When I grow up. Yes I do.
I wanna be, just like you
When I grow up. Yes I do.
I wanna be, just like you
When I grow up. Yes I do.
I wanna be, just like you.
When I grow up. Yes I do.
I wanna be, just like you.
When I grow up. Yes I do.
I wanna be, just like you
When I grow up. Yes I do.
I wanna be, just like you
When I grow up. Yes I do.

I'm tellin' ya all I do is pop pills and stay high.
Tell them bitches to suck my dick.
Aha! I'm prepared. Yeah.
Motherfuckin' role model.
Hi-Tek.

Daddy?


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