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christopher isabella lamowitz. @tehslaphappy

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Hello.

Posted by tehslaphappy - July 19th, 2009


My name is Chris or you may know me as Slappy/Slap/Happy/SlapHappy/etc, and I feel like I should talk about myself a little bit. I'm not the most interesting person here and I am kinda happy about that. I've never thought highly of myself which leads me to wonder why am I so liked by some of you. I'm just another user on this site, posting away. But I digress.

I am not happy in the environment I am being raised in. Everything in my life have been up and down and I can't find where I am. My home life is a wreck, my school life sucks, yet Newgrounds makes me happy. I don't know why, but Newgrounds is a place I can just relax at. When things start getting rough for me IRL, I just hop on NG and feel like regular again. I just love this site, from the flash to the forums. Sadly.

School. This is the shittiest thing I have ever dealt with. 60 percent of my childhood tear were produced from school. I liked school, even though everyone always had a bad outlook of our school, I've never saw a problem with it. The problem that I've had with school is the people there. The fucking students there. Some are just fine, others make you want to kill yourself. I've been going to the same school system for years. Never moved. Never exchanged school. Just the same place. Which I think was bad for me, but I'll never know. I have always been, somewhat of an class clown. Just the kid who was funny, but you never want to hang around him, if that makes sense. I've always tried to fit in, but being a black kid with an abnormally white voice with the style of a 3 year old simply doesn't fit well into social groups. I've been picked for so many years that I just don't know what to do. I'm just too nice of a guy I guess. Which is really my downfall. I am a nice guy. I don't ever want to hurt anyone in anyway, I just want everyone to get along with me and vice versa, but I digress.

I am a depressed child. I think there are so many things wrong with me I don't know where to start. I hate myself, I have very low standards for everything, I am ugly, so on and so forth. I just think I'm a piece of shit really. Though people seem to think I'm cute and stuff, I just don't see it. I see a child that needs major help in social skills. I don't know, I must be doing something right I suppose.

You guys honestly, make my life worth while, if I can say that. Probably not, but you guys are very important to me. I thank you those who find me tolerable. Yadda yadda yadda...this and that...other shit and we move forward.

As you can see, my life is shit, though not the worst, but still shit. I am happy with the friends I have made on this site who I hope to meet personally one day. I thank all of you who find me humorous and creative and stuff. I am here for you guys if you ever need me. Even though I am shit at giving advice, you can always talk to me about a problem or what not.

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff.

/long paragraphs explaining why my life is shit.

TL;DR : My name is Chris, nice to meet you.

:D


Comments

I Disgress.

Love you Christ, and you're dead cute and you have a fantastic voice <3

*Chris.

lmao. Thanks.

soooo.......no mention of watermelons.....

Nope.

All that's cool & all, but do you like pudding?

Nah.

umm....Magic The Gathering?

huh?

You need a new cam, I miss looking at your blackness :(

I do.

LOL NIGGU U STUPID

LOLOL

Hi Chris, my name is Jeff.
Wanna go play some catch?

Sure.

Hey don't worry bro. I know a couple of nice girls and hey maybe I could hook you up. But seriously dude, take a positive attitude, it may seem hard but its totally worth it. When you smile it makes everything better. Just keep your chin up and don't let the world get to ya. Live life to the fullest. Carpe Diem!

Hope this helps :)

LOL. I have a GEE EFF.

dont stop, mr chris

k..

Oh hai, Just stopping by your profile to say hello. Don't worry about school, there's only four years that you have to put up with that kind of shit :)

Indeed.

:)

lol! Your full of shit^^

That's not nice.

please die nigge r

In about 90 years, kay?

Dun worry Slappy, we still value you

Wow that's a long ass, serious post.

Yeah School can be a hassle.

"I have always been, somewhat of an class clown. Just the kid who was funny, but you never want to hang around him, if that makes sense."

Dude, that is exactly how I was. Man, you just brought a tear to my eye. It can be so tough sometimes. You are NOT a piece of shit. You are a respectable young man, with a great life full of great things ahead of you.

Although, I moved around a lot, so I can't relate to you there. Kids can be so mean.

Slappy.

You =/= shit.

You = massive amounts of cool. I'm glad I know you. :)

I'm here for you if you ever need to talk. <3

luff