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tehslaphappy
i wish i was watching tv rn

christopher isabella lamowitz. @tehslaphappy

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Whatever you do...

Posted by tehslaphappy - August 18th, 2009


...don't comment here.


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OH FUCK.
I COMMENTED. D:

Damn.

I failed it, man.

It's alright.

i commented...also...Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

Not only have you failed me, you used copypasta.

:(

Ok!

No.

Oh wait....

No.

Shit.

No.

I just did, FAG!

Why?

Oh shit..... oh well.

:(

.

Why?

Because the newspost said so...

look at me i'm non-conformist

a wut

Hey buddy how are things I heard - OH SHI

ffff.

And you are so not a female.

Prove it.

Don't make me puke.

Stop looking at me then.

;)

Elamef.

.eno m'I

btw my nudes got lost in the post.

you liar. if i don't get your nudes in the mail, i'm gonna be severely disappointed.

Can I comment here?

No.

oh shit

I thought you Asians were smart.

i herd dere wer sum naggerz here on mah bbs

wut