Wow, today was....well...interesting...

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christopher isabella lamowitz. @tehslaphappy

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Wow, today was....well...interesting...

Posted by tehslaphappy - September 5th, 2009

Today I was debating on whether or not I should visit my family for Labor Day weekend. By choosing yes, this shit happened.

So today I was sitting with my family for Labor Day weekend and a white girl ran across the yard from next door, soaked and wet in a bikini yelling something about her father can't get up. The family rushed over to check the dude out to find out he just fainted. Soon as I found that out, I replayed the girl running to us in my head in slow motion. She was hot, but it would've been inappropriate to ask for her phone number.

I was all like, 'OSHI- DEAD GUY?' at the beginning, but when I found out her dad just fainted I was all like, 'OSHI- HAWT CHICK.' Now does that make me a douche because I was checking her out or was I just being curious? I don't know. Shit was crazy though.

Fission Mailed.

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Kitala 2009-09-05 23:58:37

why did you have to mention she was a white girl

racist bastard.

tehslaphappy 2009-09-05 23:58:37

I like her because she was white.

That's racist.

Blush 2009-09-06 00:29:02

Well that's what anyone dude would do. I mean if I saw a hot chick in a wet bikini, I would probably replay that in my head a couple times.

tehslaphappy 2009-09-06 00:29:02

I see.

Blush 2009-09-06 00:36:10

Nah, I'm just shitting you. You're really a douche.

tehslaphappy 2009-09-06 00:36:10

THE PLOT FUCKING THICKENS.

TheFucktard 2009-09-06 03:36:42

My girlfriend would step on my penis if she found out I was eyeing woman hotter than her. ;(

tehslaphappy 2009-09-06 03:36:42

Cool.

Jon4life 2009-09-06 03:38:40

^^^^^my alt

tehslaphappy 2009-09-06 03:38:40

OSHI-

SeaBoundRhino 2009-09-06 07:40:16

You should have raped her.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO R I FUNY NOWWWWW?

tehslaphappy 2009-09-06 07:40:16

If I was 3 years younger. lmao.

Kitala 2009-09-06 15:13:33

so you dont like chocolate womens in wet bikinis?
that sounds more appealing cuz then theyd look like they were melting
:D

thats messed up
of you. not me.

tehslaphappy 2009-09-06 15:13:33

Shut up. >:(

DevilDog016 2009-09-09 11:30:27

At leas she was hawt.

Wow, today was....well...interesting...

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