Tell me what you think.

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I love how companies are like saying, 'We don't want kids to smoke, but let's let them imagine they are.' Like I see a lot of kids eating the candy cigs right and I saw a kid that was literally addicted to them, he was up to 20 packs a day on candy cigs. I asked him,' So where's your candy lighter at and your candy ashtray?' He just sitting there gittering and gittering and shit. I think he was yelling at me like,'I DON'T GOT A PROBLEM. FUCK YOU. BRING ME A JUICE BOX BITCH.' I mean, he'd better slow down or he'll get candy cancer.

/joke