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Everybody Hates Chris.

Chris Is Lame @tehslaphappy

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Posted by tehslaphappy - February 24th, 2013


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Comments (19)

How's the comedy going? You going on tour yet?

Comedy is pretty good. I'm getting more and more confident with it and I've wrote some new stuff. I'm not touring any time soon haha. Not until I'm sure my jokes are golden.

Thanks for asking!

is SLAP gonna be the new DOOM? oh man dont tell me youre his son are you

I wish. DOOM is that shit, yo.

What have been your worst and best experiences doing stand-up so far?

Also, are you totally crushing on that 'girl'?

Worst experience with stand up was sometime last year I tried doing my act very differently. I told jokes that were really personal and about relationships I once had. Before the show, I had met this one girl and we were talking and she was kinda digging me and then I got up and did my set and bombed AWFULLY. Like no laughs at all. Cringe worthy. Afterwards I tried to ask her for her number and she was just not feeling it at all, lmao.

Now my best experience with stand up was a few weeks ago where I did a set that was totally different but not too different. Before I went up my other stand up friend and I were talking and he refers to himself as 'The Lil B of Comedy' and I was like, 'Tonight, I'm gonna be the Waka Flocka of Comedy'. The crowd was soooooo weak that night and I knew if I told my jokes how I usually tell them, it wouldn't work out with the crowd, so I just decided to 'go def jam comedy' on them. It was so fun. I'll link it to you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feat ure=player_embedded&v=WE8rewA3w38

also yeah. if i had to be a character from that show, I'd totally be her. (her name is hannah, btw)

Do you have a crush on Hannah?

Totally. I'm basically her.

would you run naked in the street for 10,000$ ?

Yes, I'd be stupid not to.

how's the music goin?

Good. I got some stuff in the works. Gonna record an EP soon. Got the beets for it and everything. Here's some new stuff I made if you want to check it out.

http://tehslaphappy.bandcamp.com/
album/beettape

Where did you get that gif?

TUMBLR BECAUSE IM A FAGGOT

is some of your standup inspired by GIRLS?

Nah. I just started watching GIRLS not to long ago.

Girls or Breaking Bad?

Both are two TOTALLY different genres and shows. Can't really put them next to each other.

Whats your Favorite pony?

Fuck you.

How has the year been for you thus far?

Pretty bland. Boring to say the least.

Do you write all of your own jokes?

Yup. I try not to tell anyone else's joke. That'd just be silly.

Cat or Dog? Star Trek or Star Wars? Which is your favorite of all the stand-up shows you did so far?

Dawg. Wars. The show I did at the beginning of this month, February 7th.

Who made you laugh growing up?

My parents and cartoon characters.

Why don't we talk anymore?

I don't know. we gotta change thisssssss.

How do you come up with your material and do you plan on having a comedic career?

I try to think of things that are amusing and see if other people find them amusing too. It's trial and error mostly.

I don't really plan on it, but I'm gonna keep doing this comedy thing until something pops up. WHO KNOWS.

I wouldn't mind seeing your act in person.

It's nothing special, one day it'll be something worth seeing.

Where did you get the new gif? :P

Tumblr. it's like .gif central.

Sup spally.

That is my question

just chillin. life is okay. not dead yet.