IT'S TEHSLAPHAPPY! THERE IS NO SPACES IN MY NAME!

Not slap happy.

Not slappy happy.

TEHSLAPHAPPY.

I like to go by Slappy, TheSlap, Happy, SlapHappy. NOTICE NO SPACES

get it right fags.

Is sexy.
WHO BEGS TO DIFFER?!?!?

Is da nerd girl with glasses.

What the fuck am I supposed to put here?

Original idea from Fagsy.

Ask me a question, I will answer and then shit happens.

Yeah.

GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOG

faggor.

lolbanned

Original idea from Twilight95.

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Newgrounds Stuff I've Learned
I will never reach level 60.
Females on Newgrounds have more of a life than the males.
New users will never get how the BBS works.
Gagsy likes black nerds.
Twilight95 does not like Twilight.
THEJamoke is the master for photoshopping.
Poozy is a nice guy if you get to know him.
Mindchamber hates people who trace.
Moderators do not care about you.
Paltalk is the official Newgrounds chat.
Flash movies and games run this site.
Newgrounds loves Street Fighter.
Luis is not mexican.
There's a place for everything here on this site.
Wade has goatee at all times.
KevnSevn is awesome.
Spammers are people too.
Stamper hates and loves these users at the same time.
General forum is going to shit.
Flash forum is still the same.
Art forum is better.
Make a topic about wanting to be mod, and you officially are an idiot.
The FAQs will save your life.
Mindchamber is not black.
JohnnyUtah is just here ignoring you.
Moderating is stressful.

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Life Lessons I've Learned.
Being nice isn't very helpful.
Women can be real bitches.
Dating is not important.
School sucks, but you gotta do it.
Teachers don't like it when you doodle in class.
Words are weapons.
Movies are soo fucking expensive.
People don't like Hip-Hop as much as they used to.
Rap sucks, Hip-Hop is way better.
Money is what I really need.
People don't like black/white guys.
Homemade egg rolls are delicious.
Duct Tape will save your life.
Murder is fun to talk about, not cool to do.
Racism is only beginning.
Seriousness is for fags.
Muffins = Cupcakes - frosting.
Cake =/= Pie.
Lies will help you and fuck you at the same time.

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I'm working on getting shit fixed so I can start animating.

That's it.

blahwhatdahellisthisguytalkingaboutbla hbleebloo

What do ya think about it?

btw, my sound has been obsolete for the past 3 weeks and haven't been able to record or listen to anything. I went to my 'Add Hardware' thing in the control panel and I got this [picture below].

HELP?!

And that's the problem.

Sad to know I can only tell people on the internet my problems.

*sigh*

Picked on.

Bullied.

Teased.

Taunted.

Made a fool out of.

And the assholes there are liked by everyone?

What the fuck am I supposed to like about it?

Fuck school.

Well I was planning going to the Comic Con this summer but things have come up where I need some advice. I was going to go on a band trip, where band members at my school go to on a trip for competition and fun stuff. This year it's to Universal Studios in Orlando and I've never been there plus other stuff. Here's the Pros n' Cons of this dilemma.

Band Trip Pros
Become more social
Ask someone out I'm probably never going to see again [that's another story]
Get in good with the other band members

Comic Con Pros
Meet NG members including TomFulp, KevnSevn, Luis etc.
See the wonders of Comic Con
Go to San Diego
First Time on a plane

Band Trip Cons
Play music I can't get right
Fail miserably at asking out someone [again another story]
Look like an idiot at trying to be cool

Comic Con Cons
Cause awkwardness within NG members
Not see the wonders of Comic Con
Plane crash [biggest con]

Help! I have no idea which one is more important.

D: