...from commenting on his newsposts.

lmao

...how's it hanging?

...you actin' like a boogee.

i'm gonna be lonely forever.

...alright.

So I decided that I want to be a comedian if I grow up and today I sat down and wrote down my first joke. It's not much but I'd like to see what you guys think.

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I've come to realize I'm an 'OSHI-' baby. My mother and father got together on like November '93 (I was born in July) and had, according to my father, the craziest fucking fuck ever. So apparently 3 months later my father gets a call from my mother and I'd figured it went a little something like this.

Mom: Hey baby.

Dad: Oh hey sexy thing, how you doing?

Mom: Not much, um, I have something to tell you.

Dad: What's up hun, you can tell me anything.

Mom: I'm pregnant.

Dad: Is it mine?

Mom: Mhmm.

Dad: OSHI-

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yeah, my first joke.

...

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fffffffffffffffffffffff, I wish I was gone a little bit longer, but now I'm back and lost a shitload of shit. I lost all of my old movies and .flas and music that I occasionally listen to. Now that my computer cleared out, I have to basically start all over. A lot of things have happened over the hiatus, so many things that I really don't care for writing about....

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....

BACK TO WORK. LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOIGHJRDTW#$%TR$ER%
TFLErtfazs4rtgsd5o6tygse56taw45trfAS$T FGETG.

...but I'm mooching off of my sister's laptop today.

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.