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    christopher isabella lamowitz. @tehslaphappy

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    Posted by tehslaphappy - November 26th, 2009


    ...but I'm mooching off of my sister's laptop today.

    yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.


    Posted by tehslaphappy - November 5th, 2009


    fasdfq24rdfaeefzxrt45tfg.


    Posted by tehslaphappy - November 2nd, 2009


    ...
    She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man,
    she used to tell me he hated me
    But then I got a little bit older
    and I realized, she was the crazy one
    But there was nothing I could do or say to try to change it
    cause that's just the way she was

    They said I can't rap about being broke no more
    They ain't say I can't rap about coke no more
    (AH!) Slut, you think I won't choke no whore
    'til the vocal cords don't work in her throat no more?!
    (AH!) These motherfuckers are thinking I'm playing
    Thinking I'm saying the shit cause I'm thinking it just to be saying it
    (AH!) Put your hands down bitch, I ain't gonna shoot you
    I'ma pull YOU to this bullet, and put it through you
    (AH!) Shut up slut, you're causing too much chaos
    Just bend over and take it like a slut, OK Ma?
    "Oh, now he's raping his own mother, abusing a whore,
    snorting coke, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?"
    You god damn right BITCH, and now it's too late
    I'm triple platinum and tragedies happen in two states
    I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile bitches
    vain Vicadin, vrinnn Vrinnn, VRINNN!
    Texas Chainsaw, left his brains all
    dangling from his neck, while his head barely hangs on
    Blood, guts, guns, cuts
    Knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts

    Bitch I'ma kill you! You don't wanna fuck with me
    Girls neither - you ain't nothing but a slut to me
    Bitch I'ma kill you! You ain't got the balls to beef
    We ain't gonna never stop beefing I don't squash the beef
    You better kill me! I'ma be another rapper dead
    for popping off at the mouth with shit I shouldn't said
    But when they kill me - I'm bringing the world with me
    Bitches too! You ain't nothing but a girl to me
    .. I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (cause why?)
    Cause Shady, will fucking kill you (ah-ha ha)
    I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (why?)
    Cause Shady, will fucking kill you..

    Bitch I'ma kill you! Like a murder weapon, I'ma conceal you
    in a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows and film you
    Buck with me, I been through hell, shut the hell up!
    I'm trying to develop these pictures of the Devil to sell 'em
    I ain't "acid rap," but I rap on acid
    Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added
    WHOOPS! Is that a subliminal hint? NO!
    Just criminal intent to sodomize women again
    Eminem offend? NO! Eminem insult
    And if you ever give in to him, you give him an impulse
    to do it again, THEN, if he does it again
    you'll probably end up jumping out of something up on the 10th
    (Ah!) Bitch I'ma kill you, I ain't done this ain't the chorus
    I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest
    A bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times
    in a tub but that's normal ain't it Norman?
    Serial killer hiding murder material
    in a cereal box on top of your stereo
    Here we go again, we're out of our medicine
    out of our minds, and we want in yours, let us in
    OR I'MA KILL YOU

    Bitch I'ma kill you! You don't wanna fuck with me
    Girls neither - you ain't nothing but a slut to me
    Bitch I'ma kill you! You ain't got the balls to beef
    We ain't gonna never stop beefing I don't squash the beef
    You better kill me! I'ma be another rapper dead
    for popping off at the mouth with shit I shouldn't said
    But when they kill me - I'm bringing the world with me
    Bitches too! You ain't nothing but a girl to me
    .. I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (cause why?)
    Cause Shady, will fucking kill you (ah-ha ha)
    I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (why?)
    Cause Shady, will fucking kill you..

    Eh-heh, know why I say these things?
    Cause lady's screams keep creeping in Shady's dreams
    And the way things seem, I shouldn't have to pay these shrinks
    this eighty G's a week to say the same things TWEECE!
    TWICE? Whatever, I hate these things
    Fuck shots! I hope the weed'll outweigh these drinks
    Motherfuckers want me to come on their radio shows
    just to argue with 'em cause their ratings stink?
    FUCK THAT! I'll choke radio announcer to bouncer
    from fat bitch to off seventy-thousand pounds of her
    from principal to the student body and counselor
    from in-school to before school to out of school
    I don't even believe in breathing I'm leaving air in your lungs
    just to hear you keep screaming for me to seep it
    OK, I'M READY TO GO PLAY
    I GOT THE MACHETE FROM O.J.
    I'M READY TO MAKE EVERYONE'S THROAT ACHE
    You faggots keep egging me on
    'til I have you at knifepoint, then you beg me to stop?
    SHUT UP! Give me your hands and feet
    I said SHUT UP when I'm talking to you
    YOU HEAR ME? ANSWER ME!
    OR I'MA KILL YOU

    Bitch I'ma kill you! You don't wanna fuck with me
    Girls neither - you ain't nothing but a slut to me
    Bitch I'ma kill you! You ain't got the balls to beef
    We ain't gonna never stop beefing I don't squash the beef
    You better kill me! I'ma be another rapper dead
    for popping off at the mouth with shit I shouldn't said
    But when they kill me - I'm bringing the world with me
    Bitches too! You ain't nothing but a girl to me
    .. I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (cause why?)
    Cause Shady, will fucking kill you (ah-ha ha)
    I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (why?)
    Cause Shady, will fucking kill you..
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    Ha ha, I'm just playing ladies
    You know I love you.

    >:(

    When I was just a little baby boy, my momma used to tell me these crazy things...


    Posted by tehslaphappy - November 1st, 2009



    Posted by tehslaphappy - October 31st, 2009


    So some girl at my school thinks I have been saying things about her and I haven't, but she thinks she is sooooooooooo bad on the internet that I had to do this. I don't consider myself being strong or tough online, but doing this made my weekend a hell of a lot funner.

    Enjoy.

    -----------------Her-----------------

    and who do u think u are to call me a slut and how in the hell do u figgure i sleep around its none of ur business who i sleep with so keep my name out ur mouth or ill take it out for u!..so i betta not here a that u say another damn word about me or my life

    -----------------Me-----------------

    1. LOL.

    2. I haven't seen you around.

    3. Sure you would.

    4. I didn't say anything.........

    -----------------Her -----------------

    do u know who this is this is *****'s ex and i have people telling me u were talking about me in coach *****'s class tuesday so u betta watch it boy cuz i will rip my name straght outta ur mouth exspeshly if the shit aint true ....

    ----------------- Me-----------------

    No you won't...

    also, I wasn't saying anything that I remember.

    ----------------- Her-----------------

    yes i will and im just saying keep my fucking name out ur damn mouth ....

    -----------------Me-----------------

    Shut up.

    -----------------Her-----------------

    hell no fag u need to go some were with ur ugly self and keep my name outta ur mouth!

    -----------------Me-----------------

    Shut up. You're not gonna do anything. Shut up. Stop swearing, it makes you look like an uneducated slag.

    -----------------Her-----------------

    listen u stupid mother fucker if u dont keep *****'s name out of ur mouth i will fuck u up u stupid little n*gger and this is her uncle randy
    -----------------Me-----------------

    Look here, I haven't been saying anything about her. So what you can do, is just go back to doing whatever uncles do and also shut up. Pulling out racial slurs I see. You sir are immature and unoriginal.

    again, shut up.

    -----------------Her 'uncle' apparently-----------------

    dog calm your ass down and stop trin to be an adult and u can shut up cause thats all u can say lil wanna be westly snipes and go back to studing like good lil 10th grade or u can come to my cotton field and pick cotton

    -----------------Me-----------------

    I am not acting like an adult. I'm acting like a mature young man unlike you who seems to be soooooo strong online using offensive terms to make me 'calm down'. You can either stop where you are at or continue on to amusing me and making me laugh because to be honest, you are making this the best Halloween ever.

    In simpler terms, shut up.

    /messages

    She has yet to respond back.

    :)


    Posted by tehslaphappy - October 31st, 2009


    .fdsa


    Posted by tehslaphappy - October 29th, 2009


    ...has it gotten less interesting or is it me?


    Posted by tehslaphappy - October 23rd, 2009


    ...but since I don't know everyone, I'll set this to approved comments only.

    Have a blast.

    I'll Tell You What I Think Of You...


    Posted by tehslaphappy - October 19th, 2009


    This is a news post.

    You are looking at this news post.

    You are wasting your time.

    Yeah.


    Posted by tehslaphappy - October 13th, 2009


    Mhmm.