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tehslaphappy
i wish i was watching tv rn

christopher isabella lamowitz. @tehslaphappy

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Posted by tehslaphappy - May 29th, 2009


Just looking for a voice actor who can do lots of movies for me. I've been meaning to voice act on some of my own, but my voice just sucks. :3

I just want to hear your voice first.

:)

thx.


Posted by tehslaphappy - May 28th, 2009


Emotionless.


Posted by tehslaphappy - May 27th, 2009


EDIT: Picture of a FEMALE Newgrounder's boobs/cleavage.

:3

My birthday would be complete if you do that for me.

Good day America.


Posted by tehslaphappy - May 26th, 2009


BREAKIN' INTO DER CARZ N' SHIT.

NO ONE CAN HEAR ME YELLING.

I HOPE THEY DON'T HEAR ME!


Posted by tehslaphappy - May 26th, 2009


You've just won it.


Posted by tehslaphappy - May 25th, 2009


I wanna be, just like you.
When I grow up. Yes I do.
I wanna be, just like you.
When I grow up. Yes I do.
I wanna be, just like you
When I grow up. Yes I do.
I wanna be, just like you
When I grow up. Yes I do.

Son, you don't wanna be just like your daddy.
Pimpin' hoes out here drivin' caddies.
Runnin' round town, fuckin' with geezers.
Shots in your ass, catchin' diseases.
Son, your daddy got a foul mouth.
For fuckin' bitches in they foul mouth.
I can't help it, my group's D12.
All we do is pop pills and stay in jail.
Talkin' nasty shit, Bizarre wont stop.
I fuck two twins, with a midget on top.
A sick mind, raping an old lady.
Knowing damn well Bizarre shouldn't have a baby,
All I can teach you, learn how to mac.
Smoke crack, smack a bitch when she talk back.
Matter fact, slap your sister, she's a slut.
Don't you realize Bizarre don't give a fuck?

HAHAH

I wanna be, just like you.
When I grow up. Yes I do.
I wanna be, just like you.
When I grow up. Yes I do.
I wanna be, just like you
When I grow up. Yes I do.
I wanna be, just like you
When I grow up. Yes I do.

Don't go to school, become a catholic priest.
Sell crack to your auntie Denise.
If Auntie Denise is short 40 cent
Make her get on the ground and suck some more dick.
Nas is probably gonna hate me.
When Mos Def hear this he probably gonna suffocate me.
'Why they let Bizarre rap on Hi-Tek track?
All he gone do is talk about whores and smoking crack.'
If your wife is pregnant I call her a whore.
Leave her no money and go out on tour.
Nah, I'm playin' leave her something.
I pack of hotdogs and a fuckin' dirty muffin. (Damn)
You're my son, I'm tryin' teach you something.
You're eight years old? It's time to start fuckin'.
You know daddy won't give you the wrong advice.
Smoke weed and listen to Obie Trice.

I wanna be, just like you.
When I grow up. Yes I do.
I wanna be, just like you.
When I grow up. Yes I do.
I wanna be, just like you
When I grow up. Yes I do.
I wanna be, just like you
When I grow up. Yes I do.
I wanna be, just like you.
When I grow up. Yes I do.
I wanna be, just like you.
When I grow up. Yes I do.
I wanna be, just like you
When I grow up. Yes I do.
I wanna be, just like you
When I grow up. Yes I do.

I'm tellin' ya all I do is pop pills and stay high.
Tell them bitches to suck my dick.
Aha! I'm prepared. Yeah.
Motherfuckin' role model.
Hi-Tek.

Daddy?


Posted by tehslaphappy - May 25th, 2009


MAKE SOMETHING LOUD HERE!


Posted by tehslaphappy - May 24th, 2009


Post sad thoughts in here.


Posted by tehslaphappy - May 22nd, 2009


Good ahead, ask.

:D

Ask me a question.


Posted by tehslaphappy - May 21st, 2009


...but I did not shoot the other guy.