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tehslaphappy
i wish i was watching tv rn

christopher isabella lamowitz. @tehslaphappy

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Posted by tehslaphappy - February 6th, 2009


Am I the only one who misses her from SNL? Seriously. She was hilarious on that show. I miss most the original cast members from 2005 on SNL. I mean the show lost some good people and Rachel Dratch was one of them. I wish I could see more of her on Saturday Night Live, since I've always loved her as 'Debbie Downer'. Well I guess some people just move on. I hope to see her in some movies and stuff.

<3 Rachel Dratch.

Rachel Dratch.


Posted by tehslaphappy - February 1st, 2009


BRB.

LOL.


Posted by tehslaphappy - January 26th, 2009


I finally got my tablet in the mail today. I'm soo happy. School had me down, but as soon as I came in the computer room at saw a package for me, I felt a warm feeling inside.

:)

Thanks Tom! I'll post pics later.


Posted by tehslaphappy - January 24th, 2009


BRB.

EDIT - Didn't feel like leaving Newgrounds without a valid reason.

After making my previous post, I realize that I really need to work on my social well-being. Seems like I've been too dependent on NG and I really should try to branch out and make some friends. Things are tough atm but I'll adapt soon, hopefully. I really do blame myself and others on how I feel about myself, but hopefully that'll will change. At the rate I'm going, I highly doubt it.

Newgrounds just seems to be a easy way for me to escape the outside world, but sadly, I have to move on eventually. I'll be back in a week or so, depending on how things are. Thanks to some people for making me feel a little better with the PMs and such. Others didn't see the seriousness in it, but anyways I will come back. I'll try to make something in the process.

- Slap.

BBL.


Posted by tehslaphappy - January 23rd, 2009


Newgrounds, I am a loser. I am a person who doesn't deserve to be here. Everything I do is not doing is not helping no one in any way whatsoever. I am nothing but a child trying to do something with his life, but has realize there nothing I can do to help.

I have realize that whatever good thing you do, WILL NOT HELP NO ONE. I have spent my life and time, helping ungrateful asses everywhere and I am tired of not being appreciated. My school is nothing but a school filled with assholes and people who do nothing but make your life miserable. No one can truly understand how I truly fill all these years of their bullshit.

No one will ever like me. No girl will ever want to converse with me and see how I really feel about all of the fucking bullshit they have put me through all these years. I am nothing but an outcast and a loser. Every nice thing I try to do for someone is worthless and wasting my time.

There is nothing I can do for the future for me. I can't make people like me or understand me. I tried my best to be positive in this cruel world, but nothing really matters anymore. I have tried to be nice and reasonable with people but all that is lie I keep telling myself. 'Be nice and considerate, people will come around one day!' is what I say to myself. None of that matters. Being a nice guy doesn't matter anymore.

I am sorry for wasting your time Newgrounds.

I am a loser.


Posted by tehslaphappy - January 22nd, 2009


D:
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CampNorth is down until the redesign.


Posted by tehslaphappy - January 22nd, 2009


Entertain me Newgrounds.

CampNorth is down.


Posted by tehslaphappy - January 21st, 2009



Posted by tehslaphappy - January 20th, 2009


Do I make myself clear?

The Greatest Band EVAR.


Posted by tehslaphappy - January 17th, 2009


ScottTheZebra (6:50:59 PM): Hello I am Scott The Zebra, if you do not send this to 20 people in the next half hour I will come to your house and rape your mother/father/daughter/son/pet
ScottTheZebra (6:51:16 PM): You have been warned

TehSlapHappyNG (6:52:18 PM): Send what?
ScottTheZebra (6:52:33 PM): The above message
TehSlapHappyNG (6:52:39 PM): Which one?
TehSlapHappyNG (6:53:01 PM): The first or second?
ScottTheZebra (6:53:16 PM): The first
TehSlapHappyNG (6:53:50 PM): Wait, when you said the above message...
TehSlapHappyNG (6:54:04 PM): You meant mine or yours?
ScottTheZebra (6:54:13 PM): MINE
TehSlapHappyNG (6:54:30 PM): What exactly do I send though?
ScottTheZebra (6:56:02 PM): Hello I am Scott The Zebra, if you do not send this to 20 people in the next half hour I will come to your house and rape your mother/father/daughter/son/pet
TehSlapHappyNG (6:57:06 PM): But I'm not ScottTheZebra
TehSlapHappyNG (7:01:53 PM): You're fucking confusing.
ScottTheZebra (7:19:43 PM): No you are
TehSlapHappyNG (7:21:15 PM): ALRIGHT EXPLAIN THIS AGAIN
ScottTheZebra (7:21:32 PM): Just forget it, I won't rape you
ScottTheZebra (7:21:36 PM): You are too cool

TehSlapHappyNG (7:21:43 PM): What?
TehSlapHappyNG (7:21:51 PM): You were gonna rape me?
ScottTheZebra (7:22:14 PM): I was planning on raping your family, and usually I rape the person I talk to as well
TehSlapHappyNG (7:22:22 PM): wut
ScottTheZebra (7:22:33 PM): I love you
TehSlapHappyNG (7:22:50 PM): How were you gonna rape them if you didn't know where they lived?
ScottTheZebra (7:23:11 PM): I'm magic
TehSlapHappyNG (7:23:26 PM): Magic?
TehSlapHappyNG (7:23:28 PM): GTFO
ScottTheZebra (7:23:32 PM): ok
TehSlapHappyNG (7:24:24 PM): fag.
ScottTheZebra signed off at 7:24:42 PM.

What a fag.