Original idea from Twilight95.

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Newgrounds Stuff I've Learned
I will never reach level 60.
Females on Newgrounds have more of a life than the males.
New users will never get how the BBS works.
Gagsy likes black nerds.
Twilight95 does not like Twilight.
THEJamoke is the master for photoshopping.
Poozy is a nice guy if you get to know him.
Mindchamber hates people who trace.
Moderators do not care about you.
Paltalk is the official Newgrounds chat.
Flash movies and games run this site.
Newgrounds loves Street Fighter.
Luis is not mexican.
There's a place for everything here on this site.
Wade has goatee at all times.
KevnSevn is awesome.
Spammers are people too.
Stamper hates and loves these users at the same time.
General forum is going to shit.
Flash forum is still the same.
Art forum is better.
Make a topic about wanting to be mod, and you officially are an idiot.
The FAQs will save your life.
Mindchamber is not black.
JohnnyUtah is just here ignoring you.
Moderating is stressful.

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Life Lessons I've Learned.
Being nice isn't very helpful.
Women can be real bitches.
Dating is not important.
School sucks, but you gotta do it.
Teachers don't like it when you doodle in class.
Words are weapons.
Movies are soo fucking expensive.
People don't like Hip-Hop as much as they used to.
Rap sucks, Hip-Hop is way better.
Money is what I really need.
People don't like black/white guys.
Homemade egg rolls are delicious.
Duct Tape will save your life.
Murder is fun to talk about, not cool to do.
Racism is only beginning.
Seriousness is for fags.
Muffins = Cupcakes - frosting.
Cake =/= Pie.
Lies will help you and fuck you at the same time.

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I'm working on getting shit fixed so I can start animating.

That's it.

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What do ya think about it?

:3

btw, my sound has been obsolete for the past 3 weeks and haven't been able to record or listen to anything. I went to my 'Add Hardware' thing in the control panel and I got this [picture below].

HELP?!

And that's the problem.

Sad to know I can only tell people on the internet my problems.

*sigh*

Picked on.

Bullied.

Teased.

Taunted.

Made a fool out of.

And the assholes there are liked by everyone?

What the fuck am I supposed to like about it?

Fuck school.

Well I was planning going to the Comic Con this summer but things have come up where I need some advice. I was going to go on a band trip, where band members at my school go to on a trip for competition and fun stuff. This year it's to Universal Studios in Orlando and I've never been there plus other stuff. Here's the Pros n' Cons of this dilemma.

Band Trip Pros
Become more social
Ask someone out I'm probably never going to see again [that's another story]
Get in good with the other band members

Comic Con Pros
Meet NG members including TomFulp, KevnSevn, Luis etc.
See the wonders of Comic Con
Go to San Diego
First Time on a plane

Band Trip Cons
Play music I can't get right
Fail miserably at asking out someone [again another story]
Look like an idiot at trying to be cool

Comic Con Cons
Cause awkwardness within NG members
Not see the wonders of Comic Con
Plane crash [biggest con]

Help! I have no idea which one is more important.

D:

Mhmmm.

I'm starting a web comic all Afro-Hero and it involves a superhero that functions in everyday life fighting off villians and such.

That's pretty much all I have atm. I'll get to you more on that.

was sold out so I had to see 'He Just Not That Into You'.

It was alright.

I'm not dead. Just busy is all. Shit is coming with a load of crap.

or sumtin btw drawn by tablet

There once was a child that grew up in Stansburg, Idaho that was a tidbit awkward. Though strange at first, the child soon adapted to the ways of town's ways. The child began, over the years to make friends and go out with people and go to parties. He soon began to work at an office were he soon be came the CEO of the entire company. One day he saw this woman named Susan at a club he was at and it only goes up from there. The two got married and lived happily.

But this story isn't about them.

9 months later a strange thing happened. While giving birth, Susan was high on many illegal and smuggled drugs from Cuba while giving birth to her baby. Her husband was not around at the time for valid reasons. He was basically sleeping with other women, doing blow of another man's ass, the usual. As the baby was coming out a lighting storm came by an blew out the power within the hospital. Due to the poorness of the hospital, the doctors just gave up.

Meanwhile Susan tried and tried to get the baby out her by punching her stomach very hard. Unfortunately she died in the process of having her child, but her child came though. Strangely, the baby was born without a peep. He did not yell out one scream or whine. He just sat there. And sat there. And there sat he did....

Until a doctor, who've must have left his wallet, saw the baby sitting there. As much as he wanted to throw the child out the window and into the street, he instead rolled the baby down a flight of stairs and hoped for the best. As the child rolled into the streets, a happy couple of good doers found the child laying in a dirty mud puddle on the side of the curb. The two looked at each other and took the abandoned child in.

To Be Continued.......

If you like I will continue it, if not, I'll just cut it short.

LIKE IT?!

:D