Caroline! Caroline!
See Caroline all the guys would say she's mighty fine
But mighty fine only got you somewhere half the time
And the other half either got you cursed out, or coming up short
Yeah, now dig this, now even though
You'd need a golden calculator to divide
The time it takes to look inside and realize that
Real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah!

I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

Caroline! See she's the reason for the word "bitch"
I hope she's speeding on the way to the club
Trying to hurry up to get to some
Baller or singer or somebody like that
And try to put on her makeup in the mirror
And crash, crash, crash.. into a ditch! (Just Playing!)
She needs a golden calculator to divide
The time it takes to look inside and realize that
Real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah!

I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

Well she's got a hotty body, but her attitude is potty
When I met her at a party she was hardly acting naughty
I said "Shorty, would you call me?"
She said "Pardon me, are you ballin'?"
I said "Darling, you sound like a prostitute pausing"
Oh so you're one them freaks, get geeked at the sight of an ATM receipt
But game been peeped, dropping names she's weak
Trickin' off this bitch is lost
Must take me for a geek a quick way to eat
A neat place sleep, a rent-a-car for a week, a trick for a treat
Now go on the raw sex, my AIDS test is flawless
Regardless, we don't want to get involved with all them lawyers
And judges just to hold grudges in a courtroom
I wanna see ya support bra not support you!

I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

Better come back down to Mars
Girl, quit chasin' cars
What happens when the dough get so low
Bitch, you ain't that fine
No way.. no way.. no way

Crazy bitch
Bitch, stupid ass bitch
Old punk ass bitch, old dumb ass bitch
A bitch is a bitch, just a bitch...

Pipe down.

I wish I could afford all this good stuff.

:C

one day.

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Cool beans?

IT'S TEHSLAPHAPPY! THERE IS NO SPACES IN MY NAME!

Not slap happy.

Not slappy happy.

TEHSLAPHAPPY.

I like to go by Slappy, TheSlap, Happy, SlapHappy. NOTICE NO SPACES

get it right fags.

Is sexy.
WHO BEGS TO DIFFER?!?!?

Is da nerd girl with glasses.

:3

What the fuck am I supposed to put here?

Original idea from Fagsy.

Ask me a question, I will answer and then shit happens.

Yeah.

GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOG

faggor.

lolbanned

Original idea from Twilight95.

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Newgrounds Stuff I've Learned
I will never reach level 60.
Females on Newgrounds have more of a life than the males.
New users will never get how the BBS works.
Gagsy likes black nerds.
Twilight95 does not like Twilight.
THEJamoke is the master for photoshopping.
Poozy is a nice guy if you get to know him.
Mindchamber hates people who trace.
Moderators do not care about you.
Paltalk is the official Newgrounds chat.
Flash movies and games run this site.
Newgrounds loves Street Fighter.
Luis is not mexican.
There's a place for everything here on this site.
Wade has goatee at all times.
KevnSevn is awesome.
Spammers are people too.
Stamper hates and loves these users at the same time.
General forum is going to shit.
Flash forum is still the same.
Art forum is better.
Make a topic about wanting to be mod, and you officially are an idiot.
The FAQs will save your life.
Mindchamber is not black.
JohnnyUtah is just here ignoring you.
Moderating is stressful.

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Life Lessons I've Learned.
Being nice isn't very helpful.
Women can be real bitches.
Dating is not important.
School sucks, but you gotta do it.
Teachers don't like it when you doodle in class.
Words are weapons.
Movies are soo fucking expensive.
People don't like Hip-Hop as much as they used to.
Rap sucks, Hip-Hop is way better.
Money is what I really need.
People don't like black/white guys.
Homemade egg rolls are delicious.
Duct Tape will save your life.
Murder is fun to talk about, not cool to do.
Racism is only beginning.
Seriousness is for fags.
Muffins = Cupcakes - frosting.
Cake =/= Pie.
Lies will help you and fuck you at the same time.

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I'm working on getting shit fixed so I can start animating.

That's it.

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