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tehslaphappy
i wish i was watching tv rn

christopher isabella lamowitz. @tehslaphappy

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Posted by tehslaphappy - March 17th, 2009


http://rig.newgrounds.com/news/post/28 1646

Don't fuck around with Newgrounds.

Days like this make me proud I have an account here.


Posted by tehslaphappy - March 14th, 2009


I'm moving to the other forums. Shush babe, it's not you, it's me.

I'll return soon.

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Posted by tehslaphappy - March 14th, 2009


sometimes i just hate my life.

fucking depressing.


Posted by tehslaphappy - March 13th, 2009


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Posted by tehslaphappy - March 12th, 2009


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/10 37852

Happy Birthday Day.

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Posted by tehslaphappy - March 10th, 2009


don't stop it

musik


Posted by tehslaphappy - March 9th, 2009


Alright.

I haven't really made a post here on NG that is relevant to making flash or flash related productsssss. Recently my sound has just died and I can't hear anything on my computer. So that means I can't record anything, which saddens me. However, I'm doing some things with flash that is making this tablet useful from Tom.

*Working with Kevn on a project undisclosed atm.
*Going to work on my first slient movie. :O
*Art, art, arttttttttt.

So if anything, I am working on shit with da tablet from Tom.

I WON'T FAIL YOU TOM.


Posted by tehslaphappy - March 7th, 2009


I got a 1 month today and I feel like getting back on the XBL deal. I only have GoW 1 and 2, GTA 4, Halo 3, and Rock Band 1, well the only multiplayer games anyways. I might be on later tonight so here's my GT.

TheSlapHappy.

Notice THE in it. Not Teh.

btw ps3 users, I have a PSN but no PS3. So add my PSN for the lulz of when I get one.
TehSlapHappyNG.

bai

mai gamerzfag n' penis-n


Posted by tehslaphappy - March 7th, 2009


You won the fucking game.

fag.

Congrazzz......


Posted by tehslaphappy - March 6th, 2009


Caroline! Caroline!
See Caroline all the guys would say she's mighty fine
But mighty fine only got you somewhere half the time
And the other half either got you cursed out, or coming up short
Yeah, now dig this, now even though
You'd need a golden calculator to divide
The time it takes to look inside and realize that
Real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah!

I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

Caroline! See she's the reason for the word "bitch"
I hope she's speeding on the way to the club
Trying to hurry up to get to some
Baller or singer or somebody like that
And try to put on her makeup in the mirror
And crash, crash, crash.. into a ditch! (Just Playing!)
She needs a golden calculator to divide
The time it takes to look inside and realize that
Real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah!

I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

Well she's got a hotty body, but her attitude is potty
When I met her at a party she was hardly acting naughty
I said "Shorty, would you call me?"
She said "Pardon me, are you ballin'?"
I said "Darling, you sound like a prostitute pausing"
Oh so you're one them freaks, get geeked at the sight of an ATM receipt
But game been peeped, dropping names she's weak
Trickin' off this bitch is lost
Must take me for a geek a quick way to eat
A neat place sleep, a rent-a-car for a week, a trick for a treat
Now go on the raw sex, my AIDS test is flawless
Regardless, we don't want to get involved with all them lawyers
And judges just to hold grudges in a courtroom
I wanna see ya support bra not support you!

I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

Better come back down to Mars
Girl, quit chasin' cars
What happens when the dough get so low
Bitch, you ain't that fine
No way.. no way.. no way

Crazy bitch
Bitch, stupid ass bitch
Old punk ass bitch, old dumb ass bitch
A bitch is a bitch, just a bitch...

Caroline!