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christopher isabella lamowitz. @tehslaphappy

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Posted by tehslaphappy - March 20th, 2009


I was with my girlfriend a couple of days ago and we were talking about Newgrounds and you came up in the conversation. We were discussing how you make animations and games. I showed my girlfriend you're animation, 'KevnSevn's Hawt Day'. We I started laughing at it she looked at me and said, 'Why the hell did you find this funny? It's so racist!' Then I replied, 'Why are you being so uptight about it? It's hilarious!' She got mad and started arguing with me until I smacked her across the face. She fell on the floor and started running for the door until she tripped and fell. I realized I could let anyone know I hit her so I took a glass bottle and smashed it across her head. I thought she was knocked out until I saw the blood from her head poor out. I went and dragged her into the backyard and put her body in my mom's car trunk. Knowing my mother would be blamed for the murder I quickly rushed inside and locked the doors.

The next day I found out my mom saw the body and was sent to jail later that evening. I went to talked to my dad about it and he was in a complete mental breakdown. He didn't know what was going on. I tried to talk to him but he pushed me away and told me to go to bed. In the middle of the night I hear a gunshot in my parent's room and I found my father to be dead with a gunshot to the head. As I saw the horrific scene I packed all my things and got on my bike and just pedaled away. Pedaled away until all the troubles were gone. I stopped at a local grocery store and saw this girl I really liked and I was talking to her and she happened to bring up all that happened. I didn't want to tell her what had really happened so I asked her to come to my house just to look at an animation. An animation called 'KevnSevn's Hawt Day'.

As I looked at her she busted out in tears and said, 'WHY DOES THIS MOVIE EXIST? IT IS SO OFFENSIVE! OMG!'. I picked up a knife and just slit her throat. As I sat and watched her bleed out I just looked back on all the drama and evilness that had happened. I was thinking about all the murder and sadness that had happened then I realized. This is only one person's fault. One person and one person alone. Luis motherfucking Castanon. Thus the search goes on....

KevnSevn's Hawt Day.

Based on a [not] true story.


Posted by tehslaphappy - March 18th, 2009


gtfo.


Posted by tehslaphappy - March 17th, 2009


http://rig.newgrounds.com/news/post/28 1646

Don't fuck around with Newgrounds.

Days like this make me proud I have an account here.


Posted by tehslaphappy - March 14th, 2009


I'm moving to the other forums. Shush babe, it's not you, it's me.

I'll return soon.

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Posted by tehslaphappy - March 14th, 2009


sometimes i just hate my life.

fucking depressing.


Posted by tehslaphappy - March 13th, 2009


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Posted by tehslaphappy - March 12th, 2009


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/10 37852

Happy Birthday Day.

fffffffffffffff.


Posted by tehslaphappy - March 10th, 2009


don't stop it

musik


Posted by tehslaphappy - March 9th, 2009


Alright.

I haven't really made a post here on NG that is relevant to making flash or flash related productsssss. Recently my sound has just died and I can't hear anything on my computer. So that means I can't record anything, which saddens me. However, I'm doing some things with flash that is making this tablet useful from Tom.

*Working with Kevn on a project undisclosed atm.
*Going to work on my first slient movie. :O
*Art, art, arttttttttt.

So if anything, I am working on shit with da tablet from Tom.

I WON'T FAIL YOU TOM.


Posted by tehslaphappy - March 7th, 2009


I got a 1 month today and I feel like getting back on the XBL deal. I only have GoW 1 and 2, GTA 4, Halo 3, and Rock Band 1, well the only multiplayer games anyways. I might be on later tonight so here's my GT.

TheSlapHappy.

Notice THE in it. Not Teh.

btw ps3 users, I have a PSN but no PS3. So add my PSN for the lulz of when I get one.
TehSlapHappyNG.

bai

mai gamerzfag n' penis-n