I'm 23 now.
Follow me on Twitter since I'm always posting on that biiiiiiiiiitch.
THIS JUST IN: MY ALTER EGO CATCATCATCATLION (officially known as @4cat) JUST DROPPED SOME HEAT FOR YA'LL TO ENJOY DURING THE COMING WINTER MONTHS.
I ALSO HEARD THAT @TEHSLAPHAPPY (RIP. We lost a real one) IS ON THE CLOSING TRACK TOO.
GO COP THAT ISH TODAY YA'LL.
I went to Pico Day for the first time and it's cool to finally meet some of the people that I've been insulting online for a long time. I had to take my first ever plane trip to the event and maaaaaaaaan I was scared as a baby. It was kool tho. I'm gonna upload some pics, I wish I would have taken more.
If I met you at Pico Day, I was the one with 18 different name tags on. SORRY LOL.
Hopefully I'll see you guys again!
(also sorry for the sideways pics, idk how to change it :c)
the moral of this trip is I should stop drinking probably lmao.
until next time u buttsucks.
Here's a recent video of me performing stand up comedy. I performed over at the Laughing Skull Lounge in Atlanta. It was really fun. I don't have a lot to say. Just watch it and please don't hate me. <3
also here's something completely different.
10 YEARS ON NEWGROUNDS.COM
Damn, a decade of my life has been on this site. Granted in the last few years I've been less and less active, but that's a long ass time. Life is weird. First got introduced to Newgrounds by my brother who I think was showing me all those old dress up games and shit, then I started looking around more and learned how to animate and shit and stuck around. Funny enough, I signed up on NG when I was 11, even though the minimum age was 13, so this account shouldn't even be here. Heh.
I've done a lot since I've signed up on this site. I've went from flash animations to making music to attempting stand up comedy and all types of shit. Have I been successful in any of those endeavors? I don't know. I'm just doing a lot of these things still and probably am going to keep doing them until blah blah, you already know.
This was supposed to be a long reflective post about the last ten years of my life but I got bored and shit.
Here's to ten years, stay lovely NG!
WHILE THIS IS FRONT PAGED PEEP THIS ISH:
iight peace ya'll.
i ain't doing shit but gettin' fucked with tha boiz.
Here's an ACTUAL real life update since I'm here: I got two jobs now, but they are pretty cool and not that too stressful, plus hella $$$ is coming in (TO BE DETERMINED). Can't really grow facial hair, that kinda sucks. I got a haircut for the first time in like 3 years and the barber I had didn't cut my hair how I wanted him to. I told him I got this job at a hotel and he was all like "yooo dat hair gots 2 go lil niga u aint gon' get a job with dat haircut" even though I already got the job. Then this barber fucking shaves part of my psuedo-mustache off. Ugh, I hate haircuts.
I've been hanging out downtown and drinking a lot more. I used to not do that, but now I'm just like FUCKITMANE. Whenever I get drunk, I spend way too much money on people and things I shouldn't spend money on. I ended up spending too much money on somebody that clearly wanted nothing to do with me, but that it's own story for a whole other newspost.
I hate clubs, I've learned. The first time I ever went to a club, this lady looked me up and down and then put up these two fingers that her body molded together since she was a baby, and then shoved me with ZERO motivation. I didn't like that at all. Fuck that lady.
I feel like this Halloween coming up is going to be the first one that I'll be able to go out and do stuff. Kinda stoked about that. Got ripped off at this show I hosted last night which I was very against but still had a fun time. I'm just rambling now.
I think I'm gonna actually start using this shit as a blog. Maybe. Whatever who cares.
catch ya'll around.
KINDA BUSY. BE BACK SOON.
KEEP YOUR EYES ON THIS THO.
EDIT: NEW SONG: https://soundcloud.com/tehslaphappy/pussycat-featuring-mel-oh-my
ADDITIONaL EDIT: NEW(er) SONG: https://soundcloud.com/tehslaphappy/tag-team-champs-featuring-scott-summers-beet-by-party-supplies
might do a x-mas mixtape idk yet tho