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tehslaphappy
i wish i was watching tv rn

christopher isabella lamowitz. @tehslaphappy

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Posted by tehslaphappy - August 18th, 2009


...don't comment here.


Posted by tehslaphappy - August 17th, 2009


As of August 17, 2009, it is now an official that every female user on Newgrounds.com is ordered to send me nude/semi-nude pictures of themselves. Though you may be scared of the photos leaking out to the regular users, all received photos will stay with me and only me. Be aware, if you do not follow along, you my suffer very difficult consequences. Though not that severe, but highly annoying.

A link to send photos:
http://www.newgrounds.com/pm/send/tehs laphappy

Female users only. Though male users may be tempted, only female users apply. All sizes are fine. Big, small, medium, tall. No one is allowed to disregard this PSA. This is not a trick nor game. No one will be hurt or harassed. Nothing bad will happen.

Send away.

Sincerely,

TehSlapHappy.

[edit]
Photos Received: ( 17 )

OSHI- Wow, that's a lot. Kevn and I have a lot of pictures to scroll through.

kthxbai.


Posted by tehslaphappy - August 16th, 2009


Yeah. Here's a new post with useless shit n' shit.

I hate looking at my face. lmao.

Now for a completely unrelated picture.

New Newspost.


Posted by tehslaphappy - August 14th, 2009


Yep. About time too. My other pair had shitty tape on them. LOL SCHOOL.

also, fuck you mori.

[edit] 8/15: It's my dad's birthday today.

Happy Birthday, Father.

I got some new glasses guise.


Posted by tehslaphappy - August 13th, 2009


.

OHNO!


Posted by tehslaphappy - August 10th, 2009


Remember me?

Hey Jamoke.


Posted by tehslaphappy - August 9th, 2009


In no particular order:
EyeLovePoozy - Yeah
TinaTheWritingWriter - She's very hawt and nice. :) <3
Kevin - KevnSevn was cooler.
Doberman7 - He sucks dicks for a living.
Fyndir - That Pico movie is finally out.
Mechabloby - Sup brah?
Twilight - Kadijah.
BlueHippo - I wanna give him a handshake
Gagsy - Send me a letter pl0x.
cast - He looks like Jesus.
Sanjay - How's da store?
Techno - [insert something about him]
ReNaeNae - Where's your faic?
BatDan - I miss you..
simon - I've seen his dick.
AlmightyHans - I wanna meet him and give him a hug. No homo. :D
Adio - Sucks at Halo 3
Scuzzfest - Still a Britfag.
MadiiMonsterr - Too much nudity girl. >:(
36Holla - He also sucks at Halo 3.
Jamoke - Remember THE?
Bahamut - Why isn't he a mod yet?
MoriChax - She finally passed me. :(
Lagamuffin - He loves Heart. :)
JadeTheAssassin - Call me.
McFooFa - I miss him.
ornery - He's an art mod, finally. :)))
InsertFunnyUserName - I wanna give her a hug. :))))
ParadoxSaint - Come back.
andythehedgehog - Andy for Supermod 2009.
DumbassDude - Fuck you, America Ferrera is hot.
Captain-Ben - Where's my birthday picture? lmao.
Sensationalism - Who doesn't love him? :D
Rebbay - Such a cute thang. <3
Zack - White honkey n*gga.
Timmy - My main nig straight outta Philly. Timmy 4 Lawyer 2009.

There probably some more but it's late. I'm post more later. Maybe.

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Completely Unrelated Picture.

NGers Who I Love.


Posted by tehslaphappy - August 8th, 2009


You make me blush.

wait..


Posted by tehslaphappy - August 5th, 2009


Why am I making these loops? This is stupid. I need to working on more important shit. Meh, how many have I done?

Slappy Goes To the 40s
Slappy Has A Birthday
Slappy Does Drugz
Slappy Gets Depressed

Hmmmm......what do you think?


Posted by tehslaphappy - August 5th, 2009


Note to self: Do not post old arts.