...you all are alts.

...really get to me.

seriously.

I'll give a question.

Go.

I'm cool.

I just noticed something very sad about myself. I don't have any best or close friends.

I seem to only have friends, which is fine but I really have no one I can to. I thought that best friends would just happen, apparently I'm wrong. Really, to be honest, I just want to be someones close friend. Whenever I see someone with their best friend for some reason it makes me a tidbit sad. I'm not a bad guy, at least I don't try to be. Maybe I just have a jealousy problem. Maybe I just envy everyone that has a friend close by when they need something. I don't know. I need to see someone about this.

God, what the fuck is wrong with me?

Update on shit.

I haven't worked on the 10th SHQ in days, so that's probably not coming out for a while, but you're not looking forward for that. Though I have showed some people what I have done of it and they seem to think it's good. :D

Sorry for submitting these shitty loops lately, I'm trying to animate something without animating something. I guess. So there is probably gonna be more of those.

Schools coming up and I'm not gonna be on here as much anymore. So shit is gonna be delayed, but my shit sucks anyway so don't worry.

Mhmm.

werd 2 ya motha.

DON'T DO DRUGZ
DON'T DO DRUGZ
DON'T DO DRUGZ
DON'T DO DRUGZ
DON'T DO DRUGZ

My name is Chris or you may know me as Slappy/Slap/Happy/SlapHappy/etc, and I feel like I should talk about myself a little bit. I'm not the most interesting person here and I am kinda happy about that. I've never thought highly of myself which leads me to wonder why am I so liked by some of you. I'm just another user on this site, posting away. But I digress.

I am not happy in the environment I am being raised in. Everything in my life have been up and down and I can't find where I am. My home life is a wreck, my school life sucks, yet Newgrounds makes me happy. I don't know why, but Newgrounds is a place I can just relax at. When things start getting rough for me IRL, I just hop on NG and feel like regular again. I just love this site, from the flash to the forums. Sadly.

School. This is the shittiest thing I have ever dealt with. 60 percent of my childhood tear were produced from school. I liked school, even though everyone always had a bad outlook of our school, I've never saw a problem with it. The problem that I've had with school is the people there. The fucking students there. Some are just fine, others make you want to kill yourself. I've been going to the same school system for years. Never moved. Never exchanged school. Just the same place. Which I think was bad for me, but I'll never know. I have always been, somewhat of an class clown. Just the kid who was funny, but you never want to hang around him, if that makes sense. I've always tried to fit in, but being a black kid with an abnormally white voice with the style of a 3 year old simply doesn't fit well into social groups. I've been picked for so many years that I just don't know what to do. I'm just too nice of a guy I guess. Which is really my downfall. I am a nice guy. I don't ever want to hurt anyone in anyway, I just want everyone to get along with me and vice versa, but I digress.

I am a depressed child. I think there are so many things wrong with me I don't know where to start. I hate myself, I have very low standards for everything, I am ugly, so on and so forth. I just think I'm a piece of shit really. Though people seem to think I'm cute and stuff, I just don't see it. I see a child that needs major help in social skills. I don't know, I must be doing something right I suppose.

You guys honestly, make my life worth while, if I can say that. Probably not, but you guys are very important to me. I thank you those who find me tolerable. Yadda yadda yadda...this and that...other shit and we move forward.

As you can see, my life is shit, though not the worst, but still shit. I am happy with the friends I have made on this site who I hope to meet personally one day. I thank all of you who find me humorous and creative and stuff. I am here for you guys if you ever need me. Even though I am shit at giving advice, you can always talk to me about a problem or what not.

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff.

/long paragraphs explaining why my life is shit.

TL;DR : My name is Chris, nice to meet you.

:D

This newspost is a placeholder for a important one. Feel free to post what ever here.

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edit: i didn't edit this.

Gagsy sent me a kickass birthday card for my birthday last week.

Here's what it says on the inside. The outside is a dude's ass, IMAGINE IT.

:3 thx leanne.